[ 99 Bottles of Beer in the Taxi Language ]
[ NOTE: doesn't handle a nice end case or plural/singular "bottles" at this point ]
[ Author: BigZaphod (sean -at- fifthace.com) ]
[ License: Public Domain ]
[ http://www.bigzaphod.org/taxi/ ]

99 is waiting at Starchild Numerology.
Go to Starchild Numerology: west 1st left, 2nd right, 1st left, 1st left, 2nd left.
Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone.
Go to Go More: west 1st right, 1st left.
Go to Cyclone: west 1st right.
[pass it around]
Pickup a passenger going to Sunny Skies Park.
Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.
Go to Sunny Skies Park: south 1st left, 1st left.
Go to The Babelfishery: south 1st left, 1st right, 1st right.
Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone.
Go to Cyclone: north 1st left, 1st left, 2nd right.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
" bottles of beer on the wall, " is waiting at Writer's Depot.
Go to Writer's Depot: south.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
Go to Cyclone: north.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
Go to Zoom Zoom: north.
Go to KonKat's: west 1st left, 2nd right.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
" bottles of beer.\n" is waiting at Writer's Depot.
Go to Writer's Depot: north 1st left, 2nd left.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
Go to Zoom Zoom: north.
Go to KonKat's: west 1st left, 2nd right.
Pickup a passenger going to the Post Office.
Go to the Post Office: south 3rd right, 1st left.
1 is waiting at Starchild Numerology.
Go to Sunny Skies Park: south 1st right, 1st left, 1st right.
Pickup a passenger going to What's The Difference.
Go to Starchild Numerology: south 3rd left.
Pickup a passenger going to What's The Difference.
Go to Go More: west 1st right, 1st left.
Go to What's The Difference: west 1st right, 1st left.
Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone.
Go to Cyclone: east 1st right.
Pickup a passenger going to The Babelfishery.
"Take one down and pass it around, " is waiting at Writer's Depot.
Go to Writer's Depot: south.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
Go to The Babelfishery: north 1st right, 2nd right, 1st right.
" bottles of beer on the wall.\n" is waiting at Writer's Depot.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
Go to Writer's Depot: north 1st left, 1st left, 2nd left.
Pickup a passenger going to KonKat's.
Go to Zoom Zoom: north.
Go to KonKat's: west 1st left, 2nd right.
Pickup a passenger going to Post Office.
Go to Post Office: south 3rd right, 1st left.
Go to Cyclone: south 1st right, 1st left, 2nd right.
Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone.
Go to Zoom Zoom: north.
Go to Cyclone: west.
Pickup a passenger going to Equal's Corner.
0 is waiting at Starchild Numerology.
Go to Go More: south 2nd left.
Go to Starchild Numerology: east 1st right, 1st left.
Pickup a passenger going to Equal's Corner.
Go to Equal's Corner: west 1st left.
Switch to plan "take one down" if no one is waiting.
Pickup a passenger going to Riverview Bridge.
Go to Riverview Bridge: north 4th right, 1st right.
Go to Taxi Garage: east 1st right, 4th left.
[take one down]
Go to Cyclone: north 1st left, 1st right.
Pickup a passenger going to Cyclone.
Go to Zoom Zoom: north.
Go to Cyclone: west.
Switch to plan "pass it around".